Mar 29 2007
Pakedamus - Huge sale at Neiman Marcus online
I spent much of this past weekend shopping in SF with my ex. We went to a bunch of fancy shops, and she tried to teach me, several times, how to pronounce juicy couture. I still can’t get the accent right, i mean, ‘juicy’ is obvious, but ‘couture’? where do i put the emphasis again?
Anyway, neiman marcus online is having a big sale on a whole bunch of brand name stuff. Really fancy. The link is here. It’s good to know at least a bit about fashion, i’ve learned, because girls love that stuff, and they’ll look down on you more and more for every faux pas on your body.

There’s just something about seeing a hot girl with the word “Juicy” written on her ass. It’s not a good thing, I think. “Juicy” is only one small step sideways from “Moist” and that’s just not an attractive characteristic for a hot girl’s ass to have.
I think anything that provides an opportunity to look at ass (”but i was just READING her shorts”) is good enough for me.
Oh, I agree, reason to look at ass. But girls WEAR it to have guys look at their ass. And what they’re advertising is “My Ass is Juicy.” Which I don’t get.
I love the google ad for Oranges that comes up with I view these comments because someone uses the word “Juicy”