Hey chinese!  What did I just tell you?  Don’t tell me Japadamus is blocked over there.

In today’s chinese-made product threatens to poison americans story, about 1.5 million Fischer-Price toys are being recalled because they may contain high concentrations of lead.  The toys include Elmo, Big Bird, and Dora characters.

Perfect for all you parents who have kids that love to suck on their toys.  No longer will they have to go outside and mess up your house’s fresh coat of paint.

Doesn’t this seem like an awesome house episode by the way?  The kid gets admitted to the hospital with some strange illness, all the while clutching to her precious elmo doll.  Then, house figures out it’s the doll that’s killing her!  These episodes write themselves, practically.

The lesson:  Made in China = Do not put in mouth.