From Consumerist.  So, you’ve probably heard about the In-N-Out “secret” menu.  Yeah, the one posted on their website.  What you probably didn’t know is that the 3×3 and 4×4 aren’t the end of multi-patty burgers.  In fact, as “supersizedmeals.com” has discovered, this ordering structure goes to infinity (although only tested to 100).

I don’t really know what to think about this site.  Reading some of their articles makes me kind of sick, although they do feature some japa favorites like the 660 calorie per slice Double Roll pizza.

In any case, they finished the 100×100, which, ug, is very very disgusting.  But the pictures really make it worthwhile, no?  click on the first pic to see the article in full.

Here’s a funny pic I took at Jamba Juice today.  The placement is somewhat suggestive, no?

Why, by the way, is Jamba Juice selling books on juicing?  It’s kind of like Pep Boys selling books on how to change your oil, or Planned Parenthood giving away free clothes hangers.  Actually, Starbucks does this too - they sell these fancy coffee makers that are so expensive you really would not want to go back to ‘bucks…it’d defeat the purpose entirely.

And another thing, why is it that every year there’s another scandal at the Tour De France.  This year another guy got caught using steriods while training for the race, and another guy got caught for supposedly receiving a blood transfusion illegally.

Whatever.

I mean, this is still bicycle racing right.  You get on a bike and pedal fast…that’s it, right?  Tight pants, slick helmets.  Who the fuck cares?

From Bargainist.  It’s crazy how popular all of these home teeth whitening products have become over the past several years.  Really, I don’t get it.  I mean, who looks that closely at other people’s teeth?  I guess if you’re a super dark black guy, then your teeth would stick out more…but even in that case, if your teeth were a bit stained, they’d still look pretty white compared to your skin.

In any case, I’ve never tried these products because they are usually pretty expensive, and it seems like a pain to sleep with all this crap on your teeth.  I had a retainer - I wore it for like a month then got annoyed with it.

But if you’re kind of on the fence, try this free sample of Listerine Whitening Strips.  I ordered by pair tonite, and well see how white my teeth get.  I actually signed up a few times so hopefully they’ll send me several pairs and I don’t actually have to go out and buy them.

They say it just takes 2 weeks to get your smile noticeably whiter.  And, they disolve - which is a nice way of saying “you swallow a bunch of chemicals.”  We’ll see.

Here’s a question for the Japadamus loyalists, what would you do for a living if you didn’t need to earn a living?  Would it be to run a restaurant?  Have a retail store?  Make art?  I’ve been thinking a lot about this question and I think it would be fun to own a restaurant or attempt to become a real writer.  Just something simple to pass the time while sharing some of myself with others.  So fellow readers what would you do?