Want a one of a kind piece of Stephen Colbert memorabilia?  Stephen’s actual cast is now up for auction on eBay.  If you watch the show, you know that Stephen broke his wrist a couple weeks ago prior to taping.  Ever since, Colbert has been working to raise awareness for wrist injuries.

As of Sunday, bidding was up to nearly $11,000 - which I guess is not surprising, but still, kind of a lot for what is a pretty disgusting piece of memorabilia.  Keep in mind however, that the cast is signed by a bunch of famous people, including NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Katie Couric, Bill O’Reilly, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Russert, Tony Snow and Brian Williams.

All proceeds from the auction will go to the Yellow Ribbon Fund, which supports injured service members.

Yesterday morning, a dozen pit bulls were seized from rapper DMX’s house in Arizona.  According to police, the dogs were in bad condition and were not getting proper food or water.  Additionally, the bodies of three dogs were dug up from DMX’s yard.  Police also found a large cache of weapons and half a pound of “suspected illegal narcotics.”

It seems that police are really starting to crack down on cases of animal abuse.  And I’d glad that they are…I mean, we’ve solved all crimes against humans, so it’s natural to shift our focus to our animal brethren.  Like, hello?  Planes being flow into buildings are soooo 2001.

DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, pled guilty to animal cruelty allegations in 2002 after 13 neglected pit bulls were found in his possession.  Unfortunately, these charges went largely unnoticed by the media because PETA spokesperson Pamela Anderson was too busy fucking Tommy Lee on camera.

He has also been arrested for drug possession, driving with a suspended license and assault.

Ironically, Simmons is known for barking during his raps, and had a popular single called “Get at Me Dog” where he asks, “where my dogs at?”  The song also features other provocative lyrics such as, “Rrrrrr arf arf what the deal?”

Last year, DMX released an album called “Year of the Dog Again” (pictured), which features a fierce looking dog on the cover.

This so called “art” makes me sick.  It’s really just doggy snuff and the government should act now.  Dogs are cute cuddly animals and should only be pictured playing with toys or wearing cute doggy clothes.

This is a national crisis…we don’t have time to wait for the legal system to run it’s due course.  We should just arrest any black person with a pit bull and crucify them in the media before detaining them indefinitely somewhere where they won’t be heard from ever again…like, say a bay near cuba or something.  Now that is progress.