So I just stumbled upon one of the most sad, depressing but strangly interesting websites.  Its called Fuck My Life where people gripe about something bad that has happened and people vote as to whether the griper shares any blame for the result.  Some examples: 

 

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

#9321 (397) - 02/05/2009 at 7:06am by Noname - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (154503) - you deserved that one (19244)

 

Today, I found out that I am 14 weeks pregnant. The father of the baby is now engaged to my best friend, whom he was cheating on me with when I became pregnant. I’m going to be the maid of honor, 8 months pregnant with his child, at their wedding. FML

#245356 (253) - 03/08/2009 at 8:23pm by plus-sign=bad - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (80034) - you deserved that one (63270)

 

Today, I was reported to my principal because someone caught me shooting up at the cafeteria lunch table and as a result I have been suspended from school. I am a diabetic, I was giving myself insulin before I ate crappy school food. FML

#181647 (37) - 03/02/2009 at 9:35am by SugarFree4Life - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (99856) - you deserved that one (4156)

 

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed “neither” to “nigger.” I didn’t notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

#3991 (5) - 01/31/2009 at 6:40am by iloveapples - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (90023) - you deserved that one (5647)

Can’t stop looking huh?

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