It took place in a dark speakeasy, they both ducked into a booth and realized what each other was, one an intellectual property attorney, the other, an opportunistic patent troll.

I have to give a hat tip to those guys at Gossping Bitches for posting a hilarious reply to Nas’s Where Are They Now.  I have to admit that although I’m a hip hop fan, I only recognize a fraction of these guys.  Enjoy.

I thought it would be interesting if the contributors to this blog all confessed something from their childhood that was a particularly naughty act.  Perhaps you have a story about doing something than blaming it on someone else, share!  This could be really fun.

Here’s my story.

In the second grade my friends and I had heard the myth of Bloody Mary.  As the folklore stated, if you spin around in a circle and flip the lights on and off and say her name three times, you would look into the mirror and see “her”  Even at that age I knew how bullshit superstitions were so I concocted a scheme that would involve myself and a henchmen meeting secretly during lunch.   The plan was that we would empty the contents of a felt marker into the sink.  Then we would spread all the ink around the bathroom a la bloody Mary was here style.  So when it came down to business, I met with this guy in the bathroom, I showed him how to take apart the pen then run it under the sink to get the ink out.  This guy started putting it under the sink.  I then said “I’m out, you can do whatever”  I walked back to the lunchroom and after lunch I noticed every student  aghast circling the bathroom.  Everyone was saying “Bloody Mary this Bloody Mary that”  Then I saw the henchman, he was crying as the vice principal was holding him by the arm.  The next move was of course me getting called into the VPs office.  I was being implicated as being the mastermind of the prank.  To those accusations I simply said I had no idea about the prank and I just saw the other guy in the bathroom during lunch and when I left their wasn’t any ink on the walls.  That was it, his fate was sealed and I walked away like Kaiser Soeze.

Vietnamese Commercial phone prank

Hilarious Phone Phrank to Dating Service.

Gay Pornstar calls resume service