http://japadamus.com Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:39:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Spain won the World Cup today with a 1-0 victory in extra time.  That’s great news, because now we can finally stop pretending that we care about soccer. Here are a few reasons why soccer is an awful sport: -Too little scoring.  Is it really fun ... http://japadamus.com/2010/07/12/spain-wins-world-cup-we-can-finally-stop-pretending-like-we-enjoy-soccer/ I went to the Apple store last night to camp out for the iPhone.  Since I was there about eight hours before the store opened at 7am, I thought I would probably be maybe 30 people away from the door. Nope. When I got there, ... http://japadamus.com/2010/06/24/camping-out-for-the-iphone-4/ Someone get this cro-magnon fuckwad out of the picture. http://japadamus.com/2010/06/16/best-ad-for-photoshop-ever/ You gotta watch the whole clip below, then make your judgment, but something fishy is clearly going on here.  Alvin Green, above right, recently won the Democratic Senate seat from Vic Rawl, above left.  Greene is unemployed, and he’s also been arrested for felony obscenity. So what’s ... http://japadamus.com/2010/06/12/are-south-carolina-republicans-planting-black-democratic-nominees/ You know how people would watch Lost every week and then talk about the hidden symbolism in each episode, and hypothesize on what was going to happen next week.  Yeah, well those people are assholes, and you are too if you wasted six years watching this series. The Lost ... http://japadamus.com/2010/05/25/the-lost-series-finale-yeah-you-have-been-dicked-with-for-the-past-six-years/ You may have heard that Muslims get super mad when you draw the prophet Muhammad.  Like, they will kill you, if they get the chance.  Theo Van Gogh made a movie that portrayed Muslims unfavorably, and he was shot.  Eight times.  Then stabbed in the chest. Two episodes of ... http://japadamus.com/2010/05/20/today-is-everybody-draw-muhammad-day/ “This track is dedicated to all the ladies out there that like to go to the movies.” http://japadamus.com/2010/05/14/let-me-take-you-the-movie-shorty/ Apple started shipping iPad 3Gs last week, giving users access to 3G data anywhere AT&T has service.  For that functionality, you pay $130 more for the iPad, plus $15 to $30 a month for service.  The $15 plan maxes out at 350MB, while the $30 gives you ‘unlimited’ ... http://japadamus.com/2010/05/10/why-buy-an-ipad-3g-just-jailbreak-your-iphone/ Apple announced today that it sold one million iPads in the first month after the device was launched.  That’s not bad, and a couple of weeks ago I picked up one for myself. I opted for the 64GB version for $699.  I have a lot of songs ... http://japadamus.com/2010/05/04/so-i-caved-and-got-an-ipad/ http://japadamus.com/2010/04/27/woot-off-is-on-18/ http://japadamus.com/2010/04/15/cat-meets-ipad/ Apple released the iPad this Saturday, and so far the device has sold over 450,000 units, 300,000 of which were sold on launch day.  I made the trek to the Apple store, which had two lines, one for iPad pre-orders, and the other for non-preorder buyers.  The pre-order ... http://japadamus.com/2010/04/08/so-whos-getting-an-ipad/ Yesterday, on the eve of the 2010 Masters tournament, Nike released its first new Tiger Woods commercial since the whole Tiger spectacle broke.  The commercial shows Tiger looking into the camera, with a dull kind of morose look on his face.  Tiger doesn’t say anything – instead all ... http://japadamus.com/2010/04/08/tiger-woods-chilling-new-nike-commercial/ The colonel is a genius.  Forget bread, why not just use fried chicken?  And throw some cheese and bacon in there for good measure.  It only has 540 calories and 32 grams of fat, although the 1380 mg of sodium is a bit much.  See you at KFC ... http://japadamus.com/2010/04/02/kfcs-fried-chicken-and-bacon-burger-looks-wonderful/ http://japadamus.com/2010/04/02/good-one/